Bad news, Shambies…

I have bronchitis. It sucks. I cough a lot.

Bronchitis has affected my life in many profound ways. For one, my mother will no longer allow me to leave the house, because… well, I’m actually not sure why. Secondly, I now have to use an inhaler (temporarily), which, when combined with the rest of my lifestyle, makes my nerdiness complete and unquestionable. I am now the kid who wheezes in gym class, takes a drag on his inhaler, and then fakes an injury so that he can sit against the wall and read theĀ  latest issue of Popular Science.

So, yeah, bronchitis is a drag, but fear not, dearest Shambies, I will soon recover and rejoin you in your fun. Until then, keep your chins up and your eyes on victory!

Comments (7) left to “Bad news, Shambies…”

  1. Angie wrote:

    While all that you say is true, I believe I left you strict instructions to refrain from dying until I return. SO, frankly, I am concerned that you have failed me. As punishment, I demand that you be well. got that?

    (por baaabbbyyyy) ;)

  2. Emma wrote:

    How many times must I remind you?! At least it’s not consumption! At least you don’t have to forge the river! There’s no disentary!!! I don’t know how to spell disentary!!

  3. Evan wrote:

    as selfless, as this sounds, you should get better so we can get to playin some d and d. seriously, dude, you are wasting everyone’s time with this sick business.

    hha jk lol rofl. and…

    “!FORCE GET-BETTER!”

  4. Ben wrote:

    Doesn’t this just mean we can play D&D in your mom’s house? That would cause your nerdiness to advance yet ANOTHER level. You would be in the middle of explaining a particularly scary part of the campaign, and then Frenchy interrupts you by turning the lights on and offering us rice krispie bars and juice, and then you’d get really mad. See, I’ve got it all thought out already.

  5. Joel wrote:

    Please say we can play in your basement and drink all the MD.

    Also, while I never faked an injury in gym class, I did read Popular Science.

    ALSO – Emma, is consumption that disease where you feed on the flesh of the living?

  6. Evan wrote:

    my coach didnt like me so much because i swore all the time. he made me do push-ups. also, i was a lazy senior in a class filled with sophomores. go me!

  7. Allison wrote:

    i just sat against the wall anyways. ”shit guys, im an athlete. i dont need this shit. Shit.”