Party time does not necessarily = fun time. . .

MCADETS, this is an outdated news blurb mostly for you.

While we did miss you at the party a few weeks ago, it should further be said that you missed out on Brock and Steve playing sets, some truly awesome costumes, and a crowd of well over 60 people trying to get booze in the classiest way possible.

I led the keg-stand contest, and Sam and Brock held my legs up ever so high!

We were overwhelmed quickly, as many, MANY people rushed in and partook of the party treats and brews. Shortly after the party “was in full swing” we realized, we didn’t know half the people who were there. And thems was rowdy folk. There were the matching pimps, the gang of Droogs from “A Clockwork Orange”, and the Mammogrambot 4000 who spent most of the night groping folk, oh such an array of weirdness. We ran out of beer quickly, and favor turned against us. It was hot, stinky, and the floor had an eerie wavering to it, much like a sine wave to the beat of Steve’s tunes. Craziness. We eventually kicked folk out and counted our dollars and the party was declared profitable, if not necessarily a good time for us, the hosts.
Here’s a scary-ass picture of Sam.

SCAWWY!

Scawwy! OOOOH SCAWWWWY!

Comments (6) left to “Party time does not necessarily = fun time. . .”

  1. Emma wrote:

    Runnin’ out of drinkables? That IS extremely scary. As scary as JokerSam. I don’t know which is more frightening….

  2. Ben wrote:

    Man, that sounds like it was a fun time. I really wish we could have gone! Did you hear Bill and I went as the Venture Brothers?

  3. Sam wrote:

    GODDAMN WHAT A GOOD COSTUME.

    Tim and I were gonna do that exact same thing for a while. I hope that doesn’t imply something about our relationship…

    But seriously, Tim glamorized this. The party was mostly us policing assholes that we didn’t know.

    “Can you not pee on the side of our house?”

    “Can you please not juggle firecrackers on our front lawn?”

    “Can you please not try to force your way in? The keg is dry, and there are already 70 people in our house?”

  4. Emma Barnum wrote:

    Don’t be fooled by Sam’s pessimistic tone… He had a blast telling drunk frat boys to fuck off…

    He was giddy with power and green hair dye…

  5. pat wrote:

    he wasn’t as excited as morgan was to kick people out though!

  6. Emma Barnum wrote:

    He really fucking hates robots…

    :)