Who Wants To Watch Some Stallone Porn?

It’s a VERY weird question, I know. But I’m serious. The Bijou in Iowa City is going to show “Italian Stallion” AKA “Party at Stud and Kitties” the erotic film that was Sylvester Stallone’s “breakthrough” role in the mid-sixties. Many of us had a great deal of fun with “Beach Babes 2: Prehistoric Paradise”, and I’m sure that this will be just as fun, and JUST AS AWKWARD. Apparently, he’s not quite the “stallion” legend has made him out to be, but in any case, it’s showing the 7 and 8th at midnight. For 5 dollars, I can see a famous man’s dong! Hooray!

Apparently, he's compensating for something...

Or if you must, you can watch it the privacy of home, you dirty perverts.

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Comments (6) left to “Who Wants To Watch Some Stallone Porn?”

  1. Sam wrote:

    I think after finishing “Rocky Balboa” and “Rambo”, Stallone needs to make sequels to his two other classic films, Italian Stallion, and Tango & Cash. He would have to call them “Stallion” & “Tango & Cash 2: Tango and Cash make out and then spend the rest of the movie convincing people that they are not homosexuals”

    BTW- I just got the original Rambo off bb online, so we should watch it!

    Posted on 05-Dec-07 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

  2. Allison wrote:

    oh eff, I wish I could be there!!!

    I’m taking a porn class next semester, BY THE BY.

    Posted on 05-Dec-07 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

  3. Allison wrote:

    waaa… was this the other allison? or, but this sounds like it was emma. emmas taking a prons class. im confused this wasnt me.

    Posted on 06-Dec-07 at 12:05 am | Permalink

  4. Emma wrote:

    oh. damn. that was me.

    WHY DOES YOUR NAME KEEP SHOWING UP ON MY COMMENT THINGIE?!?!?

    Posted on 06-Dec-07 at 10:12 am | Permalink

  5. Katie wrote:

    I think the more pertinent question here is “who DOESN’T want to watch some Stallone porn? Because, seriously.
    Also: I originally read “Stallion porn” and was much more excited. But I comforted myself with the knowledge that Stallone is a sexy man-stallion. Say that ten times fast.

    Posted on 06-Dec-07 at 11:14 am | Permalink

  6. Heidi wrote:

    i dont care waths the question.. i just love him he’s the best and sexiest man on earth.. hope he’s not done soon.. cuz im not finish watching he’s movie’s.. xoxo Love you Sylvester Stallone.. your the best ever ! <3

    Posted on 22-Jul-08 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

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