omg chance

Oh, hello. I didn’t see you there Shambot. I was just thinking about my friend Chance. Oh, you don’t know him? He’s okay I guess. Although… come closer, I don’t want anyone to hear us… I think he has a problem. An internet problem. See, every time I talk to him on the internet and have to step away to, say, take the kettle off the stove or answer the telephone and THIS happens:

11:04:31 AM Chance: hello
11:07:41 AM Chance: emma
11:07:42 AM Chance: emma
11:07:43 AM Chance: emma
11:07:44 AM Chance: emma
11:07:44 AM Chance: emma
11:07:45 AM Chance: emma
11:07:46 AM Chance: emma
11:07:47 AM Chance: emma
11:07:50 AM Chance: e m m a
11:07:53 AM Chance: meamemaemmaemmea
11:07:54 AM Chance: mameammea
11:07:54 AM Chance: eame
11:07:55 AM Chance: ame
11:07:55 AM Chance: ma
11:07:55 AM Chance: mem
11:07:56 AM Chance: aema
11:07:59 AM Chance: ema
11:08:02 AM Chance: emame
11:08:04 AM Chance: amea
11:08:07 AM Chance: meaema
11:08:09 AM Chance: ema
11:08:12 AM Chance: ema
11:08:15 AM Chance: eame
11:08:17 AM Chance: amaem
11:08:20 AM Chance: a
11:12:02 AM Emma: oh
11:12:16 AM Chance: o hai
11:12:18 AM Emma: it’s you
11:12:23 AM Chance: me
11:12:27 AM Chance: me me me me

And, well, you get the picture. To tell you the truth, Shamby, I think he needs help. REAL HELP. So I’ve started a little log of all the times this happens in order to show the doctors. Please help, won’t you? If you see a case of this terrible affliction, send it to me. This way we can help our friend in his time of need. Joel’s already done his part. Won’t you?

Comments (4) left to “omg chance”

  1. Tim wrote:

    Holy God, y’all. This has brightened my “Trial Brief Final Draft Is Due Tomorrow” day. Cheers, and we’ll see you this weekend!


  2. Joel wrote:

    Love. That. Site. And I’m proud to be a part of it!

    Chance, that site is a testament to how much we love you and your hilarious antics.

  3. Emma wrote:


  4. Alex wrote:

    This post goes into my ‘Favorite Things’.