so as much as you all apparently miss me (youve done nothing but bitch and moan about it), i think im going to stay down here a little longer.  I KNOW SORRY!  i was gonna leave tomorrow, but i have been convinced not to.  one of my friends who i have not seen in about 3 or so years just came back to town and i really want to catch up.  so for the time being, you will all just have to continue distracting yourselves from my absence with your little games and picture shows.

peace out

HOOOOOOoooooo(voice cracks)oooooooooooOOOooly SHIT!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/hotrod/trailer1/

So, I totally thought that I was going to be all cool, and secretly see the message from Joel for Lindsey, but… alas, I was thwarted:

shame…. I always want to be part of secrets.

1 & 2 – KITTY PICS! Who doesn’t love some funny cat pictures? The first one I used as my facebook picture for awhile. The second one is just a classic.

3 – Just in case you forgot how adorable husky puppies are, here’s a reminder.

4 – This is from when I rode a motorcycle through a burning ring of fire while trying to unlock a safe on top of my head wearing handcuffs. Oh, I was also in a giant block of ice suspended above a volcano.

5 – I don’t know if this is really a good score in KittenCannon or not, but I guess it was high enough for me to take a screenshot of it.

6 – This is a clipping from the Gazette that my dad sent me. Genencor was furious that they spelled his name wrong.

7 – A more indifferent take on The Scream.

“Club H,” sounds kinda sleazy there dear…

take THAT boooysssss! You OBVIOUSLY dont know what you’re messin’ with.

DISCLAIMER: If anyone who is not Lindsey T can read this, please tell me ASAP because this is ‘posed to be a private letter/email to Lindsey. According to the interwebs only she will be able to read it, but sometimes that stuff just doesn’t work! Thanks!

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Okay, if you’re logged in you should be able to see this! I made it so that your “User Level” is three, unlike all of the other Authors who’s user level is a mere two. Diabolical!

It took me a while to figure out how to send you a message that would be private to only you, but this one was staring me in the face so HOPEFULLY it works.

I got a new phone (same old phone number)! That’s pretty sweet. It’s a very Joel phone. I mean, it runs freaking windows for crying out loud. The iPhone comes out at the end of June and I COULD get it, but it’s a lot of money and I’m always weird about buying first generation Apple products so maybe the next time around I’ll get one. Also, hopefully by that time in my life I can easily afford one…

I’m sitting at work right now, kinda boring. Who am I kidding, really boring. I was in the middle of cleaning 321 when I was like “oh! I know how I can communicate with Lindsey.” Shambot will always be there for us. *sigh* Good ol’ Shamby. Bill is in his first day of class right now! What a big boy. He’ll be in class for EIGHT FREAKING HOURS! That’s forever. I thought five hour classes were long though, and they’s not so bad now.

On the Scotty B front, we’re starting a new website now. North Star Financial Resource Group Medical Division, OFFICIAL! Again the client wanted round corners all over their damn corporate site. If you don’t remember, that was my bane with the Stucco site. BUT the trick’s on them because I found a not-terribly-complicated way of doing it with JavaScript. I have to say, it looks pretty hawt.

I did all of the laundry yesterday and everything is all squeeky clean. But not actually squeeky because that’s gross for clothes. I was putting away your underwear and every part of my ached for you! (Not to mention, you have a lot of super cutie underwear.) BUT I will be seeing you in two days and I’m a big boy so I’ll be okay.

If I don’t hear from you otherwise, I’m assuming you’re still coming in on June 6th around 5:32ish (according to your emailed itinerary). I love you and miss you to bits! XXXOOOXOXOXOOXOOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO:-)XOOXOXOOXXOXXOXOXO

LOOOOVE,
Joelie

I had a bunch of screenshots on my desktop that I didn’t know what to do with, BUT NOW I DO! Thank you, fellow Shambies.

1. This is your regular 404 error that everyone has seen before, but in Russian (I think)! Never seen one of those before.
2. Hahaha, nothing funnier than babies.
3. I found this one while searching for new car insurance. Errors exist, be afraid.
4. While Ben and I were making our timelapse video (which I haven’t posted yet, whoops) Emma called. Here’s that frame.
5. This is my name for the new Doritos X-13D flavor. I didn’t submit it because I had to do some login crap and didn’t want Doritos to have my email, even if I am a clever bastard.

By the way, Lindsey, I made a post that only you should be able to read if you login and look at the site. Can you see it? Can anyone else? Awkward if you can…

Seeing as how no one has made an image post in awhile, I wanted to do what emma did and post a bunch of random things that I found on my computer for all y’alls viewing pleasure. Plus, it was really fun going through all of my stuff!

1. A picture of rik sferra, media arts teacher at mcad. “Thats bad joojoo.”
2. Something Alex made me when we were (were?!) obsessed with project runway, but mostly Santino’s impressions of tim gunn. “WHERES AAAANDRE?!?”
3. An Alice in Wonderland illustration that I really liked while making a series of childrens book for my artist books class. I had to make ILLUSTRATIONS. WHAT IS THAT.
4. Yup, thats a really bad clip-art of me from the Northern Elite All Stars website.
Dont I look peppy!? Fuck you.
5. My new cousin anders (who is now about a year old). I just really like the look on the nurse’s face, and the precarious way that she is holding him up, clearly trying to NOT be in the picture. However, I am almost scared for anders’ newly-formed brain every time I see it.