So if you hadnt heard about the recent assasination of Former Prime Minister of Pakistan, Benazir Bhutto, well… you should have. (see an informative news clip here.) Well, her 19-year-old son has beed appointed her successor… and I hate to be the one to bring it up, but does anyone else notice anything wierdly, and disturbingly, familiar about him??
what do you do when you’re in the ONLY AIRPORT I’VE EVER BEEN IN WITH FREE INTERNATS?!?!
….. PICTAR POST!!! also, everybody’s doin it. Mine involve funny internat messages i have recieved, my computer wanting to get my attention just for the fun of it, a picture i sent to katie, and the best picture i’ve ever drawn for the sentence game!
Emma Brown Trithart is too distracted to really care about these picture posts (and joel vollmer looks emo about it)
ALSO: this winter break has been taken over with my obsession with WALLY TESTS – which involves questions like this: how do you stop moles from digging in your garden?
This computer is awful and for some reason the Title area isn’t showing up in this editor thing, so forgive me. Let me introduce… BEN! He was recently interviewed by Dolly in Big Boy Magazine! So famous!
Ok. This is it. The holiday festivities are over. Christmas crashed down, Chanukah’s gotten the hell out of Dodge, and Kwanzaa gave me a kiss goodbye. I’ve completed every gluttonous goal I had, and had WAY WAY TOO MANY CHRISTMAS COOKIES and AMISH CANDY (they may or may not believe in buttons, but golly me, can they make a fine chocolate covered peanut). So what’s left to discuss? WHAT KIND OF SWAG DID YOU GET?!
Me? I got cash and gift cards. And a bird house. And a sweet set of Rocky and Back to the Future Minimates from Kate. Just the way I likez it. But what do you want come that holiday morning? Do you want cold remorseless cash, signifying their emotionless intent in the gift giving process, or the gift card, which lets be real here, is just as intentless. Or what if they actually got you something, like a deluxe popcorn maker, knowing full well your braces don’t come off for at LEAST another 4 months. I mean, at this point you can’t even have “Buttered Popcorn” JellyBellys, much less the real deal.
So yeah. What do you want under your tree? Further, what’s the worst gift you’ve ever received? I wish to know, as to catalog and laugh at the misfortune that is everywhere. Here’s mine.