A short announcement

Well hey there, fellow shambotsters. I would write a little blurb here about how crappy I am about updating this thing, but we’ve all heard it before. So, I shall substitute the normal “oh, I can’t believe it’s been so long since I posted” with this:

I AM COMING HOME TO THE APPLES ON THURSDAY.

Yes. Less than a week. Far less, in fact. More like half a week. I miss the living hell out of all of you, and I when I see your faces, I will squeeze you until your brains pop out of your ears and ooze into your hoodies.

More later, potentially.

Comments (6) left to “A short announcement”

  1. Bill wrote:

    Yay! crayon! > fish?

    PS- I liked the inclusion of hoodies in that sentence. It’s actually been cold enough here to wear them!

  2. Bill wrote:

    Whoa… I want to explain what happened with that last comment, but I think I’ll leave it alone.

  3. Evan wrote:

    i know IM excited, but i think i speak for everyone when i say, NONE of us are wearing hoodies, thankyou very much.

  4. Emma wrote:

    HECK YES OH MAH EFFIN GAWD. I may die. I’m also wearing a hoodie right now. Seriously.

    Actually, no.

    Also, I need to know why crayon is larger than (>) fish!! BILL. Explain.

  5. Allison wrote:

    me too. i amdying inside not knowing what it is that makes a crayon better than a fish… and moreover, what makes that poor fish not even as good as a stupid crayon!

    and yes we are evan.

  6. Angie wrote:

    KATIE!! i too am SPEECHLESSLY excited! omfg. There are no words to express the sentiment better than brains in hoodies. true statement.