So, it was a pretty exciting day in Tinseltown, and this headline is only worthy of a “oooh nawww she dinnent”:

The photo accompaniment is pure editorial genius.   Just sayin…
Also in the news: Multi-Millionaire-Trailer-Trash Britney is stealing $1.39 lighters again.  And Pimp C’s funeral is coming up.  Oh, and, Baldwin doesn’t want an warrant out for his arrest.  Well, I wouldn’t want a warrant out for my arrest either, but you know, sometimes you have to suck it up.