A Slightly Overdue “Hello, and how do you dooooo?”

Hello all. I’m Tim!

Look right here!GENIE!

GENIE!That’s me! (Ben took-a da photo!)
So, as many of you know, Benny, Patty, Sammy, Maggie, Lindsay and I all did the High School Shuffle together.

What you may not know is that I impregnated everyone of the people I’ve listed above. OH yeah. I went there.

Some of you naysayers might be sayin’ right about now, “What about the dudes? You can’t pregger-size a dude!” To which I clemently reply: “Um, like haven’t you seen the movie Junior? They get Ah-nold pregga-saurus, it’s science. Don’t bother questioning it.”

If that doesn’t work for you then, as the picture shows, I’m obviously a genie. I can do what I want. Which I do. Very often.

I have school today. How lame is that?

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  1. Emma wrote:

    pregga-saurus is totally taking preggers to a new, bold place. I luv it. Only a genie with blue smoke could think of such a thing.

    I myself am extremely nerdy and excited for school.

    Posted on 22-Aug-06 at 12:35 am | Permalink

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