This one is big, ’cause I want to do the photo justice. You wanna see? ‘Course you wanna see!
The text editor in Shambot! has freaked out on me, making an earlier part of this post unreadable, and as such, had to delete it. That’s ok, it was something I’d already put up anyway. But enough talking, instead, LOOK AT THIS!

A few months ago, we won a vhs cassette entitled “Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island (or Prehistoric Paradise)”. The gross thing was that it wasn’t rewound all the way. Sons of bitches. Here’s a synopsis thanks to both the IMDB and AMAZON. Some gentleman is quite irate that there were no sex scenes in his version (and another individual speaks of some sort of “banana scene”, the mind shudders). I assure you that we have the unrated directors cut, and as such will be forced to fast forward OFTEN. I just want to know if the Beach Babes get off the island. That’s all. My guess? We’ll watch 10 minutes and then decided that this is gross and weird, and we’ll simply hide the tape somewhere else. I mean, it’s not rewound. Someone, oh god. I can’t even say it, but someone was “watching” it before they gave it to us as a prize. Double Gross.

Seriously.