I saw this on someone’s facebook section under favorite quotes.

“I asked Jesus, “how much do You love me?”
He answered, “THIS MUCH!”
Then He stretched out His arms and died for me.”

First things first, why are you fishing for compliments arround Jesus?  I mean he’s fucking God.  He’s got powers n’stuff.  He’s kinda, no, He is totally better than you.  At EVERYTHING.  He knows it, you know it, everyone knows it.  Get over yourself.

Ok, second, I don’t care how much you love Jesus, that’s still fucking grotesque.  Honestly now.  If I walked up to you and you said “Hey Tim, how’s it goin’?” and I responded, “Great!  You’re my best buddy in the whole wide world!”, then pulled a pistol from my pocket and punctured my parietal lobe with a well placed projectile, you’d be A) upset, B)confused as hell and C) Grossed the fuck out.  Jesus or no, you don’t tell someone how much you love them by getting nailed to 2×4’s. 

Rediculous. . . and a bit hilarious, when I really think about it.