Words and Phrases That May or May Not Have Left My Mouth or be on Urbandictionary.com
I recognize that from time to time, I don’t make any sense. I just start rambling and making up weird shit for laffs. Sometimes, though, I stumble on lil’ gold mines (the all-time high score belongs to SHAMBOT!). Here are a few of my semi-recent favorites, and if you’ve got any, I’d love to hear about them!
1) Norsemen
A noun used to describe Vicodin. When I scalped myself, I had a healthy collection of these little friends, my special helpers. The Norsemen. I’m sure you can suss this one out. Vicodin sounds like viking. Viking is a norseman. Get it? I’m so FUCKING CLEVER.
“Dude, did you take any of my Norsemen? YOU’RE A DEAD MAN!”
2) Gentle Sailors
This one was posted by my roommate Kris on Urbandictionary.com. Basically it refers to testicles, but most typically small mamallian testicles:
“I told Sam I was shocked to see that Iggy the cat still had his gentle sailors. He informed me that they would be removed by the end of the month.”
3) The Sadie Hawkins Dance
I didn’t come up with this one, actually Sam said it once, and I’ve been questioning ma bro’s masculinity with it ever since!
“Hey, Hey, HEY. Did you ask anyone to the Sadie Hawkins Dance? Get it? ‘CAUSE YOU’RE A GIRL.”
IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT OH YEAH! HOORAY!
Ben wrote:
I have a couple to add from this weekend.
4) That’s the ol’ pepper!
Used to compliment an action done with a certain heat, gumption, or even moxie. Often used to describe a particularly successful Peggle shot.
5) Stir the soup/Chop the wood
Inexplicably uttered by a certain drummer to describe unknown kinds of beats, the two interchangeable phrases are shrouded in mystery, and can currently be used for any desired purpose.
“Oh no! I fear I may lose this level of Peggle!”
“Don’t worry, my friend. Just stir the soup! Stir the soup!”
or
“I swear, if I get killed by one more martyrdom grenade…!”
“Never fear, good sir! Simply chop the wood! Chop the wood!”
Posted on 23-Mar-09 at 8:42 am | Permalink