I am easily frustrated with the MCAD internet for these two reasons:

And, my all-time favorite message:

For fucks sake.

ahh.. I will breathe now.  (and clearly, since I am posting this, the inter-web is working again)

this message is for the sole purpose of venting and is not directed at the lovely shambotians who might know why this happens, or feel compelled to think of a solution.