THANK GOD

WORMY

I mean, FINALLY, you know? I have been waiting for YEARS for a place that let me keep Gerald, my prize winning earth worm, without any sort of pet deposit. It is rediculous what some places will have you pay for one little worm. Thank you, mystery park avenue $850 2br apartment, for letting me keep Gerald for free this winter.

Wait.. just.. this winter? Does he have to start paying rent come springtime? Eff, I knew there was a catch.

(yes, my shamby bambies, this is real. This is why I love patrolling craigslist.)

Comments (5) left to “THANK GOD”

  1. Chancepants wrote:

    But seriously, that apartment is kinda awesome and I kinda want it. I don’t know if I could handle all the free-loading worms though.

  2. Timmy wrote:

    What pray-tell is a craiglist? I have a friend named craig, but I know he has no list.

  3. chancepants wrote:

    GASP! craigslist.com

    It’s a place ot find apartments and jobs and whores, basically. And it rules.

  4. Joel wrote:

    Haha! Oh miss spellings. You are a delicious gal who brings joy of other’s misfortune to all.

    Also, I looked at the pictures and I swear I’ve been in that place before. Except the place that I was looking at was totally a block off of Henepin.

  5. Shambot! / oh craigslist (pt. 2) wrote:

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