Emperor Mojito

Warning, I’m drunk right now:

So there were probably only TWO Star Wras nerds out of the few people who shoed up for the new freshman laptop orientation thiny. I’m a helper person for that. BUT the two of them were sitting right next to eachother by comPLETE accident. They suddenly started talking about “Coresant” and how it was impossible for two droids to get across the whole desert in an afternoon and that it would have taken at LEAST a month and a half by foot. What a bunch of nerds. I love star wars, but that is just all too much. (Proof of love: I played Star Wars: Jedi Fighter last yesterday with Evan for KEEPS)

On a non-work, non-starw ars related note: Emma and Lindsey took us boys (Evan and myself) to the Catapiller Lounge, which is a loud, swanky lounge techno playing drinky place. THere were a munch of older peop.e there and they all knew what they were doing and us kids were drinking and talking and having awkward fun. It was neat. Everyone should go for their birhtday at least. Next I want to go to the “CC Club”. I heard it was niffy and hip.

(by thw way i Ond’t normally get this drunk, once a month MAX. usually before schools and as breaks start.)

Comments (11) left to “Emperor Mojito”

  1. Chance wrote:

    The CC Club is bar that The Replacement’s “Here Comes a Regular” is about.

  2. pat wrote:

    so who is emperor mojijto?

  3. Katie wrote:

    ha! that’s what they all say, drunkie.

  4. Steven wrote:

    I trust you wrote this while driving.

  5. Tim wrote:

    Patty, that’s a drink that Joel was no doubt crunkasized upon.

    FUN! JOELY, can we have a night about the town where we break bottles and get into rascally knife fights with hooligans, while utterly toasted? PUH-WWEEEEAAASE!?!?

  6. pat wrote:

    i know what a mojito is, I am in Miami right now! Jeez! I was just curious if Joel himself was emperor mojito.

  7. Evan wrote:

    joel, im having a problem. ive encountered the file extension, peop.e, and photoshop says it doesn’t recognize it. WTF?!

  8. Alli wrote:

    MAN, i heard about your romp at yonder caterpillar lounge… and i was SUPER JEAAALOUUUUS. When do i turn 21 again?!?!?

  9. Alli wrote:

    ps: who won the star wars for KEEPS?

  10. Joel wrote:

    I could totally be Emperor Mojito! That would be neat. Tim and I would get into all kinds of knife fights with the “regulars.” We’d look over and be all “here comes a regular,” Chance would start singing and then we’d fight.

    Of couse, we’d play for keeps.

  11. Steven wrote:

    I feel that among Shambot playing for keeps is a way of life. I put the dishes away for keeps. I sleep for keeps. I steal things for keeps. I even doo doo for keeps.