ok, i really, really, really hate to do this to emma, who is the loveliest love of my life. so emma, really, if you’re listening, please don’t be mad. if you’d come out here, i would SO buy you a ticket because i would be THAT excited, even in my impoverished state. i so, so would.
ok, here it is:
I JUST GOT A TICKET TO GO SEE THIS AMERICAN LIFE IN NEW YORK F-ING CITY!!!!!
aaaaaaa i’m so excited i am totally going to throw my panties on the stage into ira glass’s beautiful face. i don’t even care that i just blew $50 and i didn’t even ask anyone else to come, so i am going by myself (unless, that is, miss emma (the only other person who is as huge a TAL fan as i am, and actually, the very person who introduced me to the online archives that have fueled my obsession) decides to charter a private jet to come out here and join me) I AM SO EXCITED i am just going to pee all over the place.
FEBRUARY 26th–YOU CAN’T BE HERE FAST ENOUGH.