Modern Etiquette
It all started when Katie baked cookies at Emma’s and brought them over to our place on one of Emma’s plates sophmore year. It was a square plate with a very nice flowery pattern, super-cutie. One year passed and we still had the plate. By all rules of modern etiquette the plate was now legally ours. However Emma, in her grand “knowledge” of ownership saw the plate and took what she thought was rightfully hers. The war, game, and ridiculously complicated joke was born.
Official Game Steps (as defined by the creators):
1) Find and pickup The Plate from enemy territory.
2) Smuggle The Plate out of enemy terriory without the knowledge of current “owners.”
3) Document post all steps with either video or stills. (see example below)
Ball’s in your court, girls. Give us your best shot.
Lindsey wrote:
wait, i thought that plate was mine! j/k… but i DID use it to serve delicious treats at computer support. And then Justin owned it for awhile. And then beth owned it for awhile. And then beth gave it back to me…
this plate is a slut.
(ps – joel, you have ultimate Shampower and i’m sure you can read drafts that have yet to be posted… go to my draft!)
Posted on 02-Jun-07 at 5:33 am | Permalink
Angie wrote:
haha! I like this game. I totally thought that plate had been lost to the universe. Emma, I will help you steal it back!
Posted on 02-Jun-07 at 11:03 am | Permalink
Emma wrote:
WOAH. This is intense.. almost like MISSION IMPOSSIBALL.
p.s. Actually, that was the plate’s twin. You guys still have the original plate. Seriously. But I’ll steal this one back, because modern etiquette states that when you steal a bitchez plate, she steal it back.
Posted on 02-Jun-07 at 11:39 am | Permalink
Chance wrote:
Emma’s p.s. just made this one of my favorite things ever. You guys should never try to pull off a heist at an art museum. You’ll try to steal the mona lisa and end up with a poster from the gift shop.
Posted on 02-Jun-07 at 8:03 pm | Permalink
Evan wrote:
kitty-fats was the mastermind behind the whole heist. if anyone’s to blame, its him. also, that just makes you guys thieves. no good thieves.
Posted on 02-Jun-07 at 10:11 pm | Permalink
Joel wrote:
Damn it! We’ve been played for fools!
Evan’s right, now we’s just thieves.
Posted on 02-Jun-07 at 10:41 pm | Permalink
Allison wrote:
we’s not thieves, we’s thugs.
Posted on 03-Jun-07 at 10:56 pm | Permalink